THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS .. FROM A GUY'S POINT OF VEIW.
1.Whatever you do, don`t just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything and anything. Trust me, they will find out.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn`t even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they`re beautiful.
5. Don`t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it`s because they`re jealous.
6. If they slap youu hard, youu deserved it.
7. Don`t be afraid to touch them if youu want to. If they`re going out with youu in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don`t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that youu did.
8. If youu DO sleep with them, don`t tell your friends that youu did..
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don`t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know youu`re a pussy..
11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it`s not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If youu aren`t dropping her off, call to be sure she`s home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it`s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, youu`re so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn`t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. Youu`re dead meat if youu can`t get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don`t flirt with their moms...that`s just freaky.
20. Don`t be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If youu don`t like the way they drive, youu do it.
22. If you`re officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you`'d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where youu go for every date. They really only want to be with youu.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you`re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you`re basically screwed for life.
27. Don`t marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don`t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If youu think the relationship isn`t going to last, don`t wait to find out. It will only hurt youu more if you draw it out.
30. After youu`ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust youuWhen you have a girlfriendwho truly trusts you, youu have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than youu would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
